POLITICAL CHARADE

Diary: August 13 - 19, 2012

Monday, August 13

The Ohrid Framework Agreement (OFA) which ended the war in Macedonia in 2001 was signed on this day, 11 years ago. The OFA has been a tool for political bargaining and outsmarting since. Back then, at Civil, we were running a peace and reconciliation campaign (from day one of the war), after signing the OFA, we launched a leaflet/poster campaign (electronic media were either too expensive or too militant for our campaign): What Now? [Што сега? / Çka tash?] We were convinced that this Agreement will save the country only if it is implemented properly. I still believe that the implementation of the OFA is a unit of measurement of the political will and sincerity of political stakeholders and decision makers.

Signatories of OFA, 2001

Let me give a “small” example on how OFA is rather misused. According to the Agreement and laws that derived from it, ethnic minorities have the right to proportional participation to the administration. What’s the situation on the ground?

This government became notorious for many things, including the fact that it won the race in becoming a number one employer in the country. So, instead of decreasing the number of employees in the administration and balancing the number of its employees which will reflect the ethnic composition of the country – the government opened a tremendous number of new jobs. Ethnic Macedonians got jobs first. When the Albanian coalition partner objected that, they opened even more jobs. But, there were no more work posts for Albanians. So, many Albanians are employed in the administration now, but they stay at home, receiving 70-80% of the salary. What do we get from this absurd governmental practice?

People get pissed off at those who don’t work and get paid from the taxpayers’ money. Ethnic Macedonians develop even more prejudices against ethnic Albanians, taking them for “parasites that eat their bred”. Additionally, the Macedonian part of the government somehow managed to present this as an obligation they have to fulfill because of the OFA which was “imposed by the damn terrorist Albanians backed by the NATO criminals”. If you ask a common ethnic Macedonian you will get that answer, more or less.

The process of decentralization, one of the obligations prescribed by the OFA, started in 2004, but was stopped and even reversed in some segments since 2006. The main issues of the decentralization processes now are linked to symbols (flag, language, traffic signs, streets and schools names). Nothing essential, nothing linked to essential democratic benefits of a decentralized state. It is not a decentralized state at all. To the contrary, Republic of Macedonia is (re)centralized.

The discriminatory politics and practices at institutional level continue. Interethnic relations are getting from bad to worse by the day. I find the responsibility for this situation within the government and the institutions, nowhere else. It’s them who shape the everyday life of the citizens, raising expensive and intimidating monuments and buildings, in(directly) sponsoring nationalism at all levels, starting with hooligans ending with culture, arts and education policies.

That’s the OFA sad destiny, originally aiming and democratization and regulation of essential issues in the country. Many politicians opposed it in the past years. Even more of them misused it while serving narrow party or personal interests.

Still, OFA remains to be one of the best documents produced in and for this country in its 20 year-long history. It takes courage and wisdom to implement it. Neither of those two could be found now.

President Gorge Ivanov, Prime Minister Gruevski, the leader of the coalition partner DUI Ali Ahmeti, the leaders of the opposition Branko Crvenkovski and Ljubco Georgievski, the leader of DPA Menduh Thaci and the leader of PDP Imer Imeri did not take part in traditional celebration of the OFA, though it is expected and logical.

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The head of the Soros foundation in Macedonia Vladimir Milcin who was accused by the Lustration Commission for being a collaborator with secret services in the times of communism, spoke out at a press conference today.

Vladimir Milcin

Milcin, known as a dissident in the communist times, permanently under surveillance and pressure from the secret services of the past regime, was bitter and sharp, striking back at the Lustration Commission, arguing that the chairman Tome Adjiev (whose mandate has expired for a year or so now) and those who stand behind him operate with “a bunch of stinking lies”.

He said that Adjiev is a kodosh [snitch] himself who illegally runs the Commission and “shamelessly and unscrupulously executes the demands from his superiors” [meaning the ruling party] and by doing so put pressure “on those who oppose them”. He called Adjiev “a tumor of our everyday life” among other things.

The current Security and Counterintelligence Administration has, according to Milcin, informed the Lustration Commission that “Milcin has not been a collaborator of secret services”. Adjiev has concealed that document. Otherwise, Milcin has been marked by the communist authorities in the previous system as “dangerous for the system”, “anarchist-liberal”, “liberal”, etc.  

The Lustration Commission nowadays publicizes the dossiers of the people who are “lustrated” on their website, before they get the chance to defend and prove innocent through the institutions of justice.

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Today is quite a day. The news are packed with scandals and events that are marked as scandals. It’s going to be a long Monday note…

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Respect

The Minister of Defense Fatmir Besimi, accompanied by the Minister of Justice Blerim Bexheti, Vice-Prime Minister Musa Xhaferi, deputy Minister of Interior Xhelal Bajrami, and five army officers formed a delegation of the Defense Ministry that laid wreaths of flowers and bowed before the UCK monument in the village of Slupcane. This village of Slupcane is known from the 2001 conflict in Macedonia for a fierce battleground where several UCK fighters got killed.

The first reactions to this event was that Minister Besimi committed an unprecedented violation of his position. President Ivanov, who is also the Chief Commander of the Army ordered urgent investigation for this act of “misuse of the Army” as he called it.

This is going to shake the public in the following days, I bet.

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The daily newspaper Den was sold to an ex-employee of the state security service, daily Fokus reported today. The editor in chief, Kole Chashule is sacked.

Casule is the ex- editor in chief of Vreme, one of the daily newspapers that was shut down by the government along with the A1 TV and another two dailies in a highly disputed action last year (see Civil’s special edition of the Dialogue newsletter, August 2011). The daily Den was considered as one of the very few independent media projects in the country. It started in March this year.

Tuesday, August 14

There is an avalanche of reactions against Minister Besimi’s delegation who paid respect to the fallen UCK monument in the village of Slupcane yesterday. 

The VMRO-DPMNE came out with a fierce accusations against this act, as if it’s not their government’s officials who did it. Opposition parties accused the government of parallelism and dualism in performing politics. Stevo Pendarovski of SDSM demanded answers from the government, wondering if the security forces in the country have two ethnic commands.

The US Embassy in Skopje released a strong statement calling Besimi a leader and a patriot.

Indirectly, the Prime Ministers’s team responded that there is nothing patriotic in paying respect to those who were shooting at the Macedonian Army in 2001.

Several pro-government figures called US Embassy’s statement interference in the interior affairs of a sovereign country. Well, they forget that USA, along with NATO and EU were the international brokers who led the country to peace and have every right to comment on an event and process that they have guaranteed for.

Besimi expressed his regrets that he wasn’t understood and that his intentions were clearly in support of the OFA and fostering interethnic confidence.

The MoD has imposed fines to its employees who attended the disputed event in Slupcane.

This isn’t over yet, I’m sure.

Wednesday, August 15

One of the most important politicians of the Albanians ever Arben Xhaferi died today. He suffered from a brain tumor for a long number of years. The immediate cause of deaths was a severe brain stroke a week ago, which he didn't survive. 

I remember, back in mid-nineties in the days of inauguration of the then illegal Tetovo University, I had an interview with him. At the beginning of the interview, he told me: “All I ask from journalists is not to add words that I haven’t said in my statements. They are free to cut as much as they wish. Not to add”.

He was a calm and warm person, with a great sense of humor. His opinions and visions were often controversial and harshly disputed, but in many cases he proved to be ahead of his time. His political opponents had a high respect for him. 

Xhaferi, a former journalist and historian of philosophy by formation, was a an advocate of the Albanians minority rights in the country.
As the leader of the Democratic Party of Albanians (DPA), he was one of the signatories of the OFA in 2001, but withdrew his signature in 2007, calling the OFA dead.
He is the author of the frequently quoted statement that ethnic Macedonians and Albanians need to reach “a historic agreement” based on equality of the two communities.

Thursday, August 16

South Africa rocks the headlines! Police have killed 34 miners in a massacre that brought back the memories of the horrid times of apartheid in this country. This time, police was defending the interests of a mining company which ruthlessly exploits its miners.

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Members of the female punk band Pussy Riot found guilty. They will be jailed despite the heavy criticism and appeals from all around the world.

Putin does not forgive. But… Putin stinks. 

Friday, August 17

Published today in the dailies Dnevnik and Vest (Aug. 17, 2012):

The ad says:

25 YEARS

RUDOLF HESS

25 years since the death of the man who has spent 46 years in prison just because he believed and stayed true to his idea and acted brave in pursuit of peace. Therefore, he will be forever remembered the prisoner of peace. He dared…

By his Macedonian admirers

My office (Civil) issued a strong public statement right after we learned about this idiotic ad.

Later on, I wrote the following note: 

After the first shock and disgust from publishing of the reminder on 25th year from the death of the Nazi ideologue Rudolf Hess (published in dailies Dnevnik and Vest, Aug 17, 2012), I concluded that this is actually not that unexpected and surprising. Darkest ideologies of human history are not an incident anymore; they rather developed into widely accepted values within today’s society. The downfall of democracy and systematic violation of human rights and freedoms in the country encourages the sickest in society to respect and promote terrifying ideas, figures and ideologies.

It is rather strange that this act of open advocacy of fascism in public -- be by an anonymous group of extremists and lunatics – didn’t trigger an immediate reaction and uncompromising condemnation from state officials. Extremism, racism and ultra-nationalism became part of the Macedonian daily life. They reach the institutional framework of the system in various ways. Various forms of encouragement of nationalism by institutions in all sorts of ways, under dubious excuses, create an atmosphere in which people impregnated with fascism may think they can finally emerge from the shadow of anonymity and start with activities on the open. We can’t afford to depend on hopes that this will end here. This weed in the society tend to spread quickly in all directions and takes all sorts of shapes.

What should be done? Serious measures in the education system and cultural policy in the country must be taken into account, especially when it comes to children and youth. Acts of support for fascism must be sanctioned immediately and decisively.

Criminal law should be upgraded and sanction anti-Semitism and fascism, as is the case with most of the civilized world. More importantly, it is time to finally start implementing existing provisions in the law, in particular Articles 319 and 417 of the Criminal Code that sanction national, racial and religious hatred. Although, to be honest, if these provisions are implemented consistently, many arrested should be exactly among those who hold positions in the institutions.

(part of this is published on the website of Deutsche Welle (Macedonian language section).

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Daily Fokus continues with mocking the highest government officials and their families.

This morning’s edition of the newspaper brings an intriguing picture of the PM’s wife and Olympia (Alexander the Great’s mother), one of the hundred (plus) monuments of the governments Skopje 2014 project.
It raises the question of resemblance of the statue with lady Gruevska. The author (who is, otherwise, a complete anonymous) said that she lacked literature, so she shaped Olympia according to her own fantasy.
Bravo!

Saturday, August 18

The Day of the Army of the Republic of Macedonia brought more delicacy to the day. Artillery detonations could be heard in the morning. Military parade took place exposing the power of the Macedonian army forces. A family member of the soldiers that got killed in a helicopter crash incident last year begged for employment of their children. The PM Gruevski didn’t shake hands with MoD Besimi. All speeches made somehow referred or reminded of the Monday’s visit of Besimi to the UCK monument in Slupcane.

Another day of political charade in Macedonia…  

Sunday, August 19

The WikiLeaks founder, Julian Assange, made a statement from the balcony of the Ecuadorean embassy in London today. He thanked “those who are still fighting for justice”.
“Your day will come!” – he said.
He asked the President Obama to do the right thing and dissolve his witch-hunt against WikiLeaks. 

Macedonia keeps winning

Diary: July 30 – August 5, 2012

Monday, July 30

Wildfire continues in Strumica, days after the arrest of the 24-year-old woman who allegedly is responsible for the fire which claimed three lives last week. Who is responsible now? 
Temperatures are still high, becoming part of the everyday life, making the country part of the world suffering from climate changes. Should this be a comforting thought?

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The Albanian coalition partner, Democratic Union for Integration (DUI) in the government seems to believe very strongly in the EU integration agenda of the government. Probably, the only one... While the opposition carries on with accusations of anti-EU policy of the government, DUI continues to make positive statements. According to Artan Grubi, Chief of Ali Ahmeti’s cabinet, Macedonia will get the date for the start of accession negotiations with the EU by the end of the year.

I can’t count the number of delays on this matter in the last decade. After the 2001 war in Macedonia, it was too early to speak about it, but it was “on the agenda”. In 2005, the then PM Vlado Buchkovski (Social Democratic Union of Macedonia) said that “we are almost there”. Ever since, the leaders of this country are more “realistic” by saying “we are making progress” and “by the end of the year” (if it’s in the beginning of the year) or “next year” (if it’s at the end of the year), “for sure” and “we are committed” (if it’s during pre-electoral campaigning). And, so it goes for six years now.

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Ha-ha, there was a good article about PM Gruevski’s “highway politics” in today’s daily Fokus, referring to the government’s Otchet (report) on its achievements in the first year after the pre-term parliamentary elections in 2011.

The PM said that the government didn’t invest in highways because people rarely use them. On the other hand, says the PM, 99 percent of the people use local roads at least twice a day (tour-retour) or more. That is why the government invested a lot in repairing or building local roads and streets. And monuments. Plenty of them. 

Obviously, governments in the neighboring countries don’t care about people’s needs. So, Bulgaria invested in 123.5 km of new highways in 2012, Serbia – 94.4 km, Albania – 95.2 km, Kosovo – 21 km, and Greece – 262.5 km. Macedonia is the winner again. It invested in 0 (zero!) kilometers of highway in 2012.

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At the end of the day, I've got time to read the “The zombie that haunts the Balkans” written by Daniel Sever. “The Macedonia “name” issue is unique.  I can’t think of another situation, current or historical, in which a country wants a neighbor to change its name. It is also a zero sum problem:  if Athens gains, Skopje loses, and vice versa”, Professor Serwer writes in his article and concludes: “Killing the ethnic partition zombie that haunts the Balkans seems to me far more important than finding a name Athens and Skopje can agree on.”

Right he is. Oh, how right he is!

Tuesday, July 31

“Macedonia is not a name of a brand for it to be given to others… The government is employing a firm policy supported by the majority of the country’s political forces. We have clearly defined the solution framework – a name with a geographic qualifier to be used in all instances,” said Deputy Foreign Minister Konstantinos Tsiaras in the Greek Parliament. Looks clear, though unfair…

The Macedonian MFA says the key of the solution of the name issue is in Athens.

Politics of stubbornness, hide and seek, and stupidity goes on.  

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Various organizations and agencies carry on fueling the political contest. The ruling coalition partners, according to the survey of IDSCS and MCIC lead in popularity with 25.5% for VMRO-DPMNE against 19% for SDSM. Undefined voters make over one third of the population, according to this survey.

War of percentages continues.

Wednesday, August 1

The Parliament is on vacations from today until August 21. Will anyone see the difference?

Thursday, August 2

Today is the national holiday of the Ilinden uprising that praises the fight against the Turkish domination (it’s called slavery in Macedonia). Ethnic and (ruling) party signatures are everywhere.

This is usually the date when I feel unwelcomed in my own country.

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President Ivanov warned that he is not going to accept any international document or report in which Macedonia is not fully respected. I’m sure that the whole world trembled.

Friday, August 3

Skopje is empty. Most of the people fled the heat to an extended weekend. Construction workers are in place, though, diligently working on government’s projects.

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Taken by the “revolutionary spirit” of the Ilinden uprising, I initiated the latest appeal of Civil, calling upon the civil society in the country to connect and raise its voice in the country:

“It is time for civil society organizations to raise their voice and show they are not to be bypassed, but to be respected as one of the greatest resources that this country has in these times. It is time for civil society organizations to give up the formal seats in phony commissions and connect with the people. It is time for civil society organizations to claim what they have achieved and make our work worth mentioning and remembering. It is time to connect and work together on common issues for the benefit of all citizens of the Republic of Macedonia. Let us overcome doubts and constraints, let us join forces and await for the coming period of even greater turmoil -- ready and as credible carriers of the interests and expectations of our fellow citizens.” It’s on the web, and on the Macedonian, Albanian and English language blog.

I hope there will be many responses to this appeal. Once the summer vacations season is over… I need to keep my optimism. I need to keep my optimism. I need to keep my optimism…

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The Ministry of Interior won’t need a court warrant to secretly follow individuals through the surveillance cameras that are installed in a high number of spots in Skopje and other cities in the country, according to the changes in the legislation that regulates this matter. Are human rights standards followed? Hello! Anybody?

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A Facebook hit of the day is the photograph in which the design of the government’s logo “We achieve” was altered in “We raise the prices”. Good one!

Saturday, August 4

Late last night, the Commission forVerification of the Facts AKA Lustration Commission published the names of the collaborators with the secret police. This commission continues working according to the law that was rejected by the Constitutional Court.

On top of it, it publicly marks people before legal proceedings are over, harshly violating the presumption of innocence. The head of the Soros foundation in the country, Vladimir Milcin is under renewed attack by the commission.

The lustration process which was meant to shed light to the dark past of the communist regime became a tool for reckoning with political opponents. The witch-hunt style follows this body since the beginning.

Sunday, August 5

Graffiti with nationalistic slogans such as “Death for FYROM”, “Ilirida 2012”, “Prizren 1878” appeared in Gostivar during the last week.

I wish to see officials, NGOs, politicians of all colors, parents and youth make a statement against all nationalist gangs on both sides of ethnic barriers. As long as only one side finds itself offended by the other side upon incidents like this, the filthy war of words will go on.

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The army exhibits its weapons and equipment at the military stadium in the Skopje City Park. We could see children handling weapons. So far from building a peaceful nation… Outrageous!

Fabricated history and awful kitsch

Diary: July 16-22, 2012

Monday, July 16

What a blow! The Turkish investor Ibrahim Cevahir, in presence of the Prime Minister Gruevski, made strong public complaints on the business conditions imposed by the government, about the legislation mazes and slow administration. Ibrahim Cevahir is the head of Cevahir Holding which is going to build a massive residence and trade center in Skopje (over 1300 apartments, among others). He reminded the PM that he is not going to last forever, and his days in opposition are coming. This was a speech that rarely anyone (if any) dares to give so directly, to the face of the Macedonia’s strongman.

An opinion text by Ivor Mickovski (Plus Info news portal) called upon the business community in the country, strongly criticizing their cowardice to speak out about the unscrupulous ways of the government in the commercial sector. He's got a point there.

Namely, the internal debt of the government is kept as a top secret. For years, the government is not paying for the services provided by the commercial sector, the VAT is not being returned to the companies, and the business community is under constant threat of closure and prosecution by the financial police. Whether you own a kiosk or a coffee bar, or a factory – the Draconian fines are hanging in the air day in, day out. Business people talk about this all in coffee bars and sometimes in the chambers of commerce, but obviously not loud and not directly enough. Meanwhile, to become a service provider to the government – which is probably number one employer and user of commercial services in the country – one needs to be as close to the ruling party as possible. Conclusions are clear. 

This is a hangover Monday for many who attended the Prilep Beer Festival. The tiny Prilep has sold fantastic 289 tons of beers during the weekend. Another 124 tons of meet were grilled. A full plate of grilled meet was sold for as low as two euro. This country’s men and women have real good appetite. The quality of meet is not being discussed. The local government says that 400.000 tourists visited the town during the festival.

Nevertheless, not many believe the official numbers nowadays.

Tuesday, July 17

Thirty houses of the village of Patetino near Sveti Nikole (east part of the country) burned in a fire planted by an angry man in the neighboring village. He often threatened his neighbors with fire, complaining of their cattle.

Oil prices went up again. Despite the calls from the opposition to keep the price of the oil by a governmental intervention (giving up from part of the profit - let’s call it the way it is), the prices went up. New strike for the weak economy and family budgets...

The temperature in the Parliament is rising. Names of streets and institutions are being discussed, again, in a manner of mutual accusations and calling each other a traitor. Government is rewriting history and declining from reality – is the main argument of the opposition for quite some time now. they can’t be more right. The Skopje 2014 project is going to be discussed tomorrow.

I think it’s a rather smart game of the ruling majority in the Parliament. While Macedonia is sinking into poverty and isolationism, street names are being discussed in a pre-electoral manner. The opposition took the bait. Useless debates that only prove the lack of democracy in as small things as changing street names, make real big and damaging practices go on. When people see that even street names are under total control, they just feel powerless to change anything when it comes to real serious stuff.

Lustration (law on verification of facts on perpetrators of crimes committed under an earlier regime)… It’s done, the has been passed. It will include the whole period of communism all the way to 2006, when VMRO-DPMNE came to power. What is there to say? The facts speak for themselves.

Wednesday, July 18

The debate in the Parliament continues with the Skopje 2014. Fierce and unscrupulous, the MPs on both sides attack each other, visibly taking a good care to gain political scores with the voters. The opposition SDSM is well prepared and obviously in a good shape, due to its “working summer” campaign. The ruling party’s majority is rather arrogant, though nervous at times.

I remember a conversation with a self-proclaimed peace activist few months ago, before the debatable March for Peace. I could recognize his pro-ruling-party stand already from other subjects, but it became quite clear when he chanted “Imagine Skopje 2014 in 100 years! It’s going to be really beautiful, you have to admit!” Um, in 100 years it’s going to be another 100 years of shame, my friend. That’s what I’m repeatedly telling everyone for some time now, mostly getting the echoes of my voice back.

Meanwhile, the millions of euros are being poured into this expensive grotesque of fabricated history and awful kitsch. It will mark a whole generation of people and politicians who did not manage to stop this madness. Shame on all of us!

The court didn’t produce credible evidence for over two months after the arrest of suspects on the killing of five near Skopje in April, a huge case of the so-called fight of the government against Islamic terrorism. Back then the Ministry of Interior stated that they came to possession of unbeatable evidence on the involvement of the arrestees.

The opposition leader Branko Crvenkovski and the leader of the Democratic Party of the Albanians Menduh Thaci, another fierce political opponent of Crvenkovski from the past, shook hands today. Set aside all other aspects of this agreement, this is the first time in 20 years of the country’s independence that a Macedonian and an Albanian political party in the country enter a pre-electoral collaboration.

Thursday, July 19

The opposition VMRO-NP (VMRO-People’s Party) leader Ljubco Georgievski wrote to the Macedonian Orthodox Church. He called the projects of the government and the Church’s defense of it, restoration of paganism.

The Church came out with a highly political statement on the name issue, sending curses against the opposition, and defending the ruling party’s politics. By doing so, the Church violated (again) the principles and legislation that guarantee the secular character of the country, serving as a propaganda tool for the rulers.

The former PM Georgievski, known for his strong ties to the Church at the time, angrily attacked the latest public appearance of the Church, and called them to ask for forgiveness for their sins from St. Clement. 

Friday, July 20

In the Bulgarian capital of Sofia, the supporters of Levsky in the match against the Bosnian Sarajevo made a grim reminder of extreme nationalism. The hooligans came out with posters and slogans that celebrate the ethnic cleansing in Srebrenica and Bosnia. “Ratko Mladic and Arkan f****d you, it our turn now” was one of the slogans waving at the stadium in Sofia yesterday.

Incidents occurred on the streets of Sarajevo today, echoing the ugly incident in Sofia. Militant messages continue coming from ultra-nationalists and hooligans, containing the slogan Nozh, zhica, Srebrenica [Knife, wire, Srebrenica] and other bloody and idiotic bullshit. I hope Bulgarian authorities will remember that their country is a member of EU and that this is the 21^st century.

I don’t need to mention the thugs here. They anyhow live 2000 years ago.

Saturday, July 21

I have a story about worms today.

There was a family of worms living happily in the sewerage. One day, one of the kid-worms found a book on worms floating in the dirt of the sewerage and read it with a high interest. In the evening, when the father-worm came home from work, the kid had many questions for him.

“Father” - the kid asked - “is it true that there are worms living in an apple?”

“Yes” - the father responded.

“Also, there are worms living in the meat” - continued the child-worm.

“Right it is, my son” – the father was content by his son’s knowledge.

“Aha… And, is it true that there are many worms living in a plum, a cherry, and other sweet and beautiful fruits” – insisted the kid-worm.

“That’s all true, my son, there are many worms living in all those fruits” – said the father.

“Uh, father, why then we have to live in this stinking sewerage?” – the son was disappointed.

“Fatherland, my son, fatherland…” – said the father-worm.

Sunday, July 22

America mourns its 12 victims from the movie theatre shooting in Aurora, Colorado on Friday. Grief and anger fill the news reports and social networks. Yet, the American politicians don’t dare to fight the Second Amendment in fears that the strong NRA lobby will diminish their votes. It takes courage, and strong political will and determination to tackle the gun culture in USA. And, the Second Amendment needs to be considered in its essence (I mentioned this in the previous diary) – it needs to be understood in its historical context and overcome it, once and for all.

Norway remembers the 77 victims from the lunatic and bloodthirsty attack of Breivik last year.

The Arms Trade Treaty (ATT) negotiations continue at the UN. The Macedonian delegation is still silent.
Back at home, several wounded last week only from celebratory firing.
“Stop, before you kill someone!” we wrote in the press release the other day.
Thugs and idiots are thugs and idiots everywhere, at weddings, as well.